thefrogman: “Okay son, how would you like your hair cut today?” “I’d like a buzz cut.” “No problem.” “But leave some of the bangs.” “Err…okay. I guess I can do that.” “And I want to leave it long in the back like a girl.” “I’m not sure that’s such a good idea.” “AND RACING STRIPES ON MY SIDEBURNS!” “Is your mom here?” “Do it old man or your not getting this sweet 2 dollar tip.” “She’s not in the car maybe?” “You’re a tough negotiator gramps. Alright, 3 dollars. But any more and I’ll need your help opening this piggy bank.”

thefrogman:

“Okay son, how would you like your hair cut today?”

“I’d like a buzz cut.”

“No problem.”

“But leave some of the bangs.”

“Err…okay. I guess I can do that.”

“And I want to leave it long in the back like a girl.”

“I’m not sure that’s such a good idea.”

“AND RACING STRIPES ON MY SIDEBURNS!”

“Is your mom here?”

“Do it old man or your not getting this sweet 2 dollar tip.”

“She’s not in the car maybe?”

“You’re a tough negotiator gramps. Alright, 3 dollars. But any more and I’ll need your help opening this piggy bank.”

2 years ago
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